So. Dissidia. Is it okay to talk about this.

Is it


hey so I wasn't kidding

here
my nerdy preoccupation with drawing stupid faces
let me inflict it upon you

okay so if you didn't watch that trailer (or this one, alternatively), these are going to make a lot less sense then they already do
i drew these at twoooooooooooooooo ayyyyyyy eeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

did I mention I love Zidane

but cannot draw him the same twice? WHATEVER.
Zidane and Kuja keep on making music metaphors. GUYS, YOU ARE AWARE THAT YOU ARE REFERENCING THE WRONG DISCIPLINE, YES? I guess Balthier now has the market cornered on theater allusions so they had to switch majors or something? LISTEN THERE IS ONLY ONE DUDE HERE WHO CAN CLAIM 'ACTOR' AS THEIR PROFESSION ON TAX RETURNS AND HIS NAME DOES NOT START WITH "Ff". or does it.
Anyway, they are twelve, and best friends.

introducing Zell mark 2, mad at dad and talking his feelings to a wall

Sephiroth, go away. Nobody likes you.

Kefka was oddly concerned about the sanctity of protagonist life? ALSO THE WIGGLY HANDS, watch the trailer if only for the wiggly hands.

and actual ladies as sirs not appearing in this game
actually that is a drawing for something else, shhhhh

THINGS OF NOTE THAT I DIDN'T DRAW:
-Unless that music metaphor was an elaborate euphemism for incest, I would not put this past those guys
-Near the end all the villains are chillin' in their bachelors pad of villianry, and Jecht has the hugest whatever, fags look on his face.
-He will be played by Viggo Mortensen in the movie.
-actually I would pay for a game that was nothing but Jecht making faces at people behind their backs and crushing beer cans on his forehead. Maybe going down to the Deparment of Labor to collect unemployment, complaining about his career-ending knee blowout.
-Nice skirt, Squall.
-All I am saying is don't stand too close to the monkey kid, because he will flip that shit and we all gon' have to see your leather panties
-Locke is not invited to this party, perhaps because there is not loot enough in the entire universe for more than one rougish thief character to exist, or perhaps in protest of the blatant lack of fine-ass comatose hos
-Goblez apparently gayer for Cecil than originally estimated?
-Terra VS Ultimecia, just as hot as you would expect
-but seriously where all the ladies at
-Cecil does not count
-Kuja might
-Chaos, please close the barn door
-Man, Jecht just doesn't understannnnnnddddd Tidus at all, man
-despite all, this game is still a terrible thing to exist
-or is it
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-it is